Monday, December 29, 2008

Baby when you're griiindiing, I get so exciiiteed...

Gyeah, peace to the gods and earths and sun...I'm vacationing in the caribbean as I type this btw...thanks to Niketalk for giving me the inspiration for this blog, word to Jeezy!!

Everybody goes to the club, at least everybody who should be reading this blog....anywho, there was a thread on NT where this dude, who claimed to be only 14-15 yrs old, asked was it wrong for him to get a boner while dubbing with a chick at a party...hilarious isn't it, but it poses a serious question: Do girls get pissed when they feel a little Gumby and Pokey ? And if they do, what do they expect ? I mean, its easy to dance and not get a hard-on, but if she's GETTING IT IN on the dancefloor, what does she expect ? As a heterosexual male, wouldn't one get aroused when a "booty" is grinding on your genitalia ? I mean, its simple science lolol.

Another thing, if a girl IS going that hard in the paint, does she want it to happen ? Does she like it ? I mean, if she didn't she would surely stop, no ? If she doesn't stop, what does it mean ? is hse sending a signal, can you now SMASH ?!?!?!? I know dudes get the wood alot on the dancefloor, but it'd be hilarious to know what goes through the girls mind when it happens...

Anyway...thats today's curious case, peace from paradise...jealous ass bitches...Rated R Rockstar.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Crumble Young Man, Crumble...

What is going wrong in m life....


First, I just found out my grandmother is BACK in the fucking hospital again...they ned to run tests on her to make sure she doesn't have cancer..all this just 2 days before I'm scheduled to leave the country...I don't know what I'll do if I get the call while I'm away that she's been diagnosed, it would be comletely fucked up if whule going to see my healthy 80 yr old grandmother celebrate her birthday on a warm island in the carribean, my other 65 year old grandmother, has to sepnd her holiday in cold ass New York with the news that she has cancer. If there's anything in this world that would make me lose the already little faith I have in "God", its this...

Now, I'm fucked up in school again, of epic proportions, after I busted my asss to get off of probation, I may more than likely end up on it again, and I haven't told ANYONE this at all, not my closest friends, and definitely not my family. I'm going to end up letting them down again and my life will end up in another donward spiral in regards to my relationship with my family....I have a chem final scheduled on the morning I leave the country, I have to go to school tomorrow and get this rescheduled for me or I'm definitely failing, I have a paper due for another class, I haven't participated in clinical trials for a thid class, so I can't pass at all, and I've b]given up on the third class and opted to retake it next semester. I swear, school is the only thing to ever have me stressed out to the point of a complete mental breakdown....I am honestly considering either taking a break from it, or dropping out all together, there is no wa I can keep putting myself through this. I try to find motivation to do well, but it just turns into a chore and I get completely apathetic.....i don't know what to do anymore.

Well, that just sums up why I'm always content with life and not truly happy these days...in the words of Charles Hamilton: Lifes a bitch, why she touhching me for/I think its time we had a fucking divorce/I don't love her no more......

Rated-R-Rockstar.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Intro to madness....

OOHHHH YEEAAAHHHH! It's the madness baby, can you dig it ?

What it do scooby doo ? I go by many different names, well, three or four at most; Chris, Ma$e, Young Mason Betha, and The Rated R Rockstar. You can call me what you want, I couldn't give a shit. Anyway, this is a brief introduction to all the madness you'll be reading...

I will be blogging here and there about the nuances worthy of blogging, the good, the bad, and the real real. There will be copious amounts of inside jokes only my peeps would get, and MILLIONS of music lyric and funny video/t.v show references, that again, only my friends, or the well verse will be able to get. I'll try to be funny, and fail, and be funny when I didn't mean to be (isn't that how it always works ?). I'll be terribly blunt, no holds barred, the posts will vary in degree of expletive usage, cuz I'm a muthafuckin potty-mouthed dude. I will not hesitate to discuss my personal life, what else are these things for, as well as my view on pop culture. I will only omitt/change names when I fell that its convinient to me not beig harrassed by bitch-ass people who'd get pissed at what I write, like really, if you can't take consrtuctive criticism, i don't need you talking my ear off. I am the hardest person in the world to offend, so if you don't like what I say, rip into me, PAUSE!! Also, I will overly use the term no homo, not because I'm affraid that my words will be misconstrued, not because I'm homophobic, but because I can't stop sayin the damn thing.

New paragraph, that last one looked too long. In conclusion and in closing, me, my own personal self, feels like this won't be updated a lot, but i'll do my best bitches. So until next time.. CHECK THE MUTHFUCKIN' BLOGS!!!